http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/18/sperm-sniffing-police-dog_n_901671.html#s311126&title=Spermsniffing_Police_Dog

Ok, this could straight up be copied and posted to the Onion, no kidding. The first thing running through my head? How are they training these dogs.

1st popo: "Well we need a supply of sperm to train these dogs, where are we gonna get it?"
2nd popo: "I'll donate."
3rd popo: "Jag stjälk Peter Forsberg och samlat några igår kväll."
1st popo: "What do we do? Just rub their noses in it over and over? Make them roll in it?"
2nd popo: "We're going to need a lot, but I think I'm up to it"
3rd popo: "Think animal rights groups might say something?"

Just so you know, you try to bring one of those dogs into our house, I will be more than a little creeped out…