Xharric Admin replied

786 weeks ago

X here, posting from my phone LIVE from work! Whats the big news you ask? Most of you won't care and that's ok, but today, it was announced that my bald headed arch nemesis [my reporting manager] will be transferred to another store on monday. Big news for me, i really hate this mofo. Happy hour starts NOW!

Clemz Senkei Full Events Access replied

786 weeks ago

Grats! You should sleep with his wife before he leaves.

Xharric Admin replied

786 weeks ago

Grats! You should sleep with his wife before he leaves.Clemz
The irony is that he's an angry S&M leather sporting gay man with a butch partner, so your plan is a guaranteed backfire. I'll just settle for putting gum in his key doorlock

salazaar replied

786 weeks ago

Grats on the pressure release or was that just gas?

Zefyr Admin replied

786 weeks ago

Don't forget the potato in the tailpipe. I meant that literally.

Syldaryn Senkei Full Events Access replied

786 weeks ago

Don't forget the potato in the tailpipe. I meant that literally.Zefyr


^ LOL


Grats man. Its a shame you still have to put up with him for Black Friday
though.

Cairstiona Senkei Full Events Access replied

786 weeks ago

Ding dong the witch is dead~ grats on your prospects for a more pleasant employment!
All I want for Christmas is maid service and bourbon balls!

Xionis Senkei Full Events Access replied

786 weeks ago

Wait, you're reporting live from work, and declaring happy hour? Imbibing alcohol is legal during employment hours? If this is a standard Kohl's policy (at least that's where I think you work, based on a vague recollection of yesteryear) it would explain the horrible time my brother and I had trying to do some Hallmark duties in there.

Atrius replied

786 weeks ago

Wait, you're reporting live from work, and declaring happy hour? Imbibing alcohol is legal during employment hours? If this is a standard Kohl's policy (at least that's where I think you work, based on a vague recollection of yesteryear) it would explain the horrible time my brother and I had trying to do some Hallmark duties in there.Xionis

All I know is I had a woman offer me beer for getting her cart the other day… <.< Outside Toys R Us.. Gotta love people.

Back on topic.. Grats on losing a horrible manager, X. Hopefully whoever replaces him is better.

sandman replied

783 weeks ago

I use to have people offer me beer and all sorts of shit back when I installed cable, I miss that job.
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